reading... reading reading READING...
finding some pearls.. laughing... laughing HARD

this list of jokes for intellectuals is awesome, take a look here.
i loved this one:

 

btw number 19 isnt a joke, its true.

- Que procuras?
- Tudo.
Que desejas?
- Nada. Viajo sozinha com o meu coração.
Não ando perdida, mas desencontrada.
Levo o meu rumo na minha mão.
__ Cecília Meireles

Róisín Murphy

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 Róisín Marie Murphy (/roʊˈʃiːn/; Irish pronunciation: [ɾˠoːˈʃiːnʲ]; born 5 July 1973) is an Irish singer-songwriter and record producer, known for her electronic style.

descoberta de 2014, assistindo maratona de greys anatomy no netflix (vale muuuuuuuuito a pena) vendo a meredith e a xtina bebadinhas de tequila dancing like no ones watching just like i do.

é muito bão também ver o romance da xtina com o major hunt, esquenta o coração.

o audio de hoje foi a discografia da Lana Del Rey, que delicinha de moça!

Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (born June 21, 1986),^[1] known by her stage name Lana Del Rey, is an American singer-songwriter. Del Rey started writing at the age of 18^[2] and she signed her first recording contract with 5 Points Records in 2007,^[3] releasing her first digital album Lana Del Ray in January 2010. Del Rey bought herself out of the contract with 5 Points Records in April 2010.^[3][4] She signed a joint contract with Interscope, Polydor, and Stranger Records in July 2011.^[4]

69 Thoughts We’ve All Had While Drunk

This is for India!

1. I’m really tired. I’m only going to have this one drink and duck out early.
2. Wow, I’m already a little less tired now.
3. I can’t wait to eat.
5. Why is my mom calling me? Mahm, I can’t talk. I’m at a bar.
6. Do I want another drink… I should really get some sleep, but one more couldn’t hurt. I mean, I’m already out.
6. And they’re literally playing the best music right now.
7. I’ll call my mom later.
8. I wonder where the nearest pizza is…
9. Pizza is a pretty great concept, when you think about it. Each bite has bread AND cheese AND meat AND veggies. WTF wow.
10. I love pizza.
11. I love my friends. Friends, I love you guys so much.
12. I’m soooooo glad these beautiful people are in my life. So blessed.
13. And I’m sooooooo glad we’re bonding. Thank you, alcohol, for cementing these friendships.
14. I literally can’t wait to eat.
15. All I want is some pizza in my mouth, cheese gently dripping down my chin.

16. SISQO?!? FUCK THIS SONG. I LOVE THIS SONG.
17. I need to plant a big kiss on the DJ. I need to have this DJ at my wedding.
18. Awwwwwwshiiiiiiiieeeeeetsooooonnnnnnn. This is my jam. I need to get up on this barstool immediately and let my body express just how much I love this song.
19. I don’t care who’s watching.
20. Except an extremely attractive human is actually watching.
21. OK, act cool. Act sexy. Keep gyrating your torso in sensual circles.
22. Stranger: Am I sending sexy vibrations to you yet?
23. Do I look sexy? I can’t tell.
24. But my limbs have never moved like this before.
25. I’m SeDuCiNg yOU wiTh mY sWiRLs, Boiiiiiiii.
26. Oops, a little cranberry vodka just dribbled down my shirt.
27. Sticky.
28. Oh well, deal with it later.
29. “Do I want another drink?” Are you fucking kidding me? Yes and hurry.
30. I won’t text my ex, I won’t text my ex, I won’t text my ex.

31. “Who wants pizza? Does anyone else want pizza?”
32. OMG I WANT PIZZA SO BAD.
33. Why don’t my friends want pizza? ARE THEY MONSTERS?
34. I will name my firstborn “Pizza.”
35. Do you think Dominos will deliver to this bar?
36. I want to hear Beyoncé. I’m going to demand the DJ to play Beyoncé.
37. This song reminds me of my ex.
38. Don’t cry, don’t cry.
39. Don’t text the ex, don’t text the ex.
40. I have soooo many people I would rather text than my ex. SO MANY.
41. Whatever, I don’t even WANT to text my ex. I’ve moved on. I’m better off.
42. Although… Since we’ve BOTH moved on, it would just be like texting a friend, right? That’s not so bad.
43. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a little innocent “How are you?”
44. In fact, it’s human decency to care about someone you used to date.
45. …I should text my ex.
46. OK, OK, one polite, casual text.
47. Text. Coherently.
48. “Heiy; whatasdf up”
49. Will he respond? Fuck. What if he doesn’t respond?
50. Still no response?!
51. “HELLO????//?”
52. OK I TRIED TO REACH OUT AND BE FRIENDLY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ASS UGHHHHHH.
53. “a;is willl alway;is love;a you”
54. FINE, DON’T RESPOND. I’M BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU ANYWAY.
55. Plan B: Text hookup.

56. Hello, stranger, I am cordially inviting you to bone later.
57. Wow, I’m a little drunk. I should go throw up.
58. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
59. I MISS MY EX :’( :’( :’( :’(
60. M0Re A;LCOHO;L PLEASZSE
61. WAASH THE PA;IN AWAy
62. i’m hunger
63. WH0 waNT!S TO FUCKING $EAT
64. at this point, I would sacrifice at least one limb for pizza.
65. PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA.

66. I :J|LOVE U PpIZZA. U NESVER H:URT MEe
67. i; hate ]my ex im going t0 cwall them ;nd tell the’m
68. wha;trutalkingbout im N0T eVEn DRUNK!!!!
69. ijustneedtorestmyhead.

Consolo na Praia

Carlos Drummond de Andrade

Vamos, não chores.
A infância está perdida.
A mocidade está perdida.
Mas a vida não se perdeu.

O primeiro amor passou.
O segundo amor passou.
O terceiro amor passou.
Mas o coração continua.

Perdeste o melhor amigo.
Não tentaste qualquer viagem.
Não possuis carro, navio, terra.
Mas tens um cão.

Algumas palavras duras,
em voz mansa, te golpearam.
Nunca, nunca cicatrizam.
Mas, e o humour?

A injustiça não se resolve.
À sombra do mundo errado
murmuraste um protesto tímido.
Mas virão outros.

Tudo somado, devias
precipitar-te, de vez, nas águas.
Estás nu na areia, no vento…
Dorme, meu filho.

"Sorte é ter uma sombra fresca para descansar um coração que arde e pulsa na frequência do excesso até transbordar de tanto. E de tudo..."

nada é eterno.
o café esfria,
o cigarro apaga.
o tempo passa,
as pessos mudam.

Eu amo tudo o que foi
Tudo o que já não é
A dor que já me não dói
A antiga e errônea fé
O ontem que a dor deixou,
O que deixou alegria
Só porque foi, e voou
E hoje é já outro dia.

Fernando Pessoa

soul-crushing revelation: ive been asleep!
all this time ive been just around, not reading a single book, not writting even a note...
where have i been?

baixei o cd do gotye, meldels, que delícia!

guilty pleasure total! hahahaha

...........


Wouter "Wally" De Backer (born 21 May 1980), better known as Gotye (pronounced /ˈɡɔːti.eɪ/ GAW-tee-ay), is a Belgian-Australian^[2] multi-instrumental musician and singer-songwriter. The name "Gotye" is a pronunciation respelling of "Gauthier", the French cognate of Gotye's given Flemish name "Wouter" (English "Walter", hence the nickname "Wally").



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/ˈɡɔːti.eɪ/ !!!!!!!!!!!!

 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... misty feelings.. tsc

"Somebody That I Used To Know"
(feat. Kimbra)
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[Gotye:]
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

[Kimbra:]
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done
But I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know

[Gotye:]
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

[x2]
Somebody
(I used to know)
Somebody
(Now you're just somebody that I used to know)

(I used to know)
(That I used to know)
(I used to know)
Somebody

"Trouble"

 

Cat Stevens

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Trouble

Oh trouble set me free

I have seen your face

And it's too much too much for me

Trouble

Oh trouble can't you see

You're eating my heart away

And there's nothing much left of me

I've drunk your wine

You have made your world mine

So won't you be fair

So won't you be fair

I don't want no more of you

So won't you be kind to me

Just let me go where

I'll have to go there

Trouble

Oh trouble move away

I have seen your face

and it's too much for me today

Trouble

Oh trouble can't you see

You have made me a wreck

Now won't you leave me in my misery

I've seen your eyes

and I can see death's disguise

Hangin' on me

Hangin' on me

I'm beat, I'm torn

Shattered and tossed and worn

Too shocking to see

Too shocking to see

Trouble

Oh trouble move from me

I have paid my debt

Now won't you leave me in my misery

Trouble

Oh trouble please be kind

I don't want no fight

And I haven't got a lot of time

Autopsicografia

O poeta é um fingidor. 

Finge tão completamente

Que chega a fingir que é dor 

A dor que deveras sente. 

E os que lêem o que escreve, 

Na dor lida sentem bem, 

Não as duas que ele teve, 

Mas só a que eles não têm. 

 E assim nas calhas de roda 

Gira, a entreter a razão, 

 Esse comboio de corda 

 Que se chama coração. 

 Fernando Pessoa

omg shes back!

"Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler."
Friedrich Nietzsche

someone once told me that love is an act of will. i was certain i’d heard wrong. i thought that love was a river, endless and deep. i thought it merely happened, washing over you like water. it was nothing to search for, nothing to force. i didn’t understand that even when we can’t control our fate, we alone have the last say in matters of the heart. we can give it freely, even in the worst of times, even when it isn’t returned. the frightned walk away when love is difficult. i know that now. you have to be willing to end up with nothing. only then will your heart be whole

o tempo passa e as pessoas aprendem a viver sem você... e serem felizes assim..

hahahahah
juuuura que vocês acreditaram?

acho que agora volto a escrever aqui de verdade.
a começar pelo furacão que passou na minha vida.
ui que clichê!
:P